Super Dead Bros For Die U

I have always loved super smash bros games but not anymore. It all started when I was in gamestop searching for used games and something caught my eyes. It was Super Smash Bros Wii U for super cheap price. It looked just like a normal box art expect it was titled as ''Super Death Bros For Die U'' and every character on it was missing eyes. I thought it was some kind of misprint or something and I took it with me because I'm stupid. When I got home I immediately took game out of the box and put it inside Wii U and started to play.
Strange things started to happen during the intro. SSB4 theme sounded all distorted and all characters had sad face on them expect one: the villager who was laughing demonically. It was strange indeed but I was eager to play so didn't really care. I was quite disappointed when I wanted to play classic mode because There we're only 4 characters available: Mario, Link, Peach and Zelda. I choose Mario because he's my favorite. Game started and there was only one challenge to choose: Mario (me) vs Peach on final destination. Round started and there were no music or background. Stage itself had weird textures but so what. I threw fireball on peach and suddenly she started to scream and fell down on floor. Scream lasted for 30 second and then it was haunting quiet. Screen faded out and then ''New challenger approaching'' screen popped out with villagers silhouette on it. Then screen stayed black for seconds and image of Mario bleeding from eye sockets popped out. I was scared and then Villager came behind Mario and chopped his head off with axe. Did I mention that the blood was hyper realistic!?!11!. Screen started to go all messed up with screams of other playable characters being heard. Text saying ''You are next'' appeared on screen and television exploded in power of million nuclear weapons. Then I died. It was so scary.''